OPEN LETTERS

I know, I know. No post in a while. I have no excuse.

Anyways, I'll give the non-existent readers a quick update. Sparky was sold, parents abandoned me for Russia, parents returned, brother abandoned me for Quebec. That would basically summarize the latest happenings for me.

Since I am awesomely cool, I decided to make an "Open Letters" post, following the epic example of one Mr. Hank Green. Without further ado, my open letters.

Dear exams,
You should be banned. I don't really want to have to spend time studying for english + math + french exams, because they suck.
Best Wishes!

Dear Sparky,
You need to not be sold. Run away from those awful people who bought you and come live with me! I would love you more, trust me.
Best Wishes!

Dear Twi-Hards,
You guys kind of annoy me. Also, you're making me hate Twilight, even though I like it. Too much craziness over one thing makes me hate it.
Best Wishes!

Dear rain,
I know I should be singing "Rain, rain, go away", but could you please keep falling from the sky for tomorrow? I want to play the switcharoo game at lessons, but I won't be able to unless we get rained out.
Best Wishes!

Dear the makers of So You Think You Can Dance,
WHY DID YOU FREAKING HAVE TO PICK A THURSDAY TO PLAY SYTYCD?! YOU KNOW I HAVE GYMNASTICS 'TIL 9 ON THURSDAYS!
Best Wishes!

That's all the open letters for now. Another open letters post is sure to come.